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Message: Hey, I went to go potty, lol, but if you're one fine lookin' hottie, you stay here.
Submitted By: pinkpanther3434

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Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
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3.5/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
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3.8/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: Elly's BFFL
%n, go click ur heels and say: I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE...brb
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3.3/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: babyblu5248
Today is opposite day: I'm at my computer right now because I really want to talk to you!
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3.3/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was %n...
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3.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: wew
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
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3.7/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: Robert
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Grace*
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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3.5/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Cheergrl0525
You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
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3.1/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: materialgirl011
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

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Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
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3.2/5 (86 votes)

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How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: Z

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