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Message: The sun beats down, the wind carries in, in an unknown town, the storm begins. The sky turns from blue to black, are you ready, because you're under attack. The swirling winds, the pelting rain, soon after this, there will be no more pain. Then there is a quick hush, you go into the town that once was, your mind races like a constant buzz, as you see that all that was loved has been crushed. The sky returns to normal, as beautiful as before, but will you be ready, when the next twister knocks at your door?
Submitted By: MB Gergenheim

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I'm doing stupid laundry... *kicks dryer* stupid dryer get AIM!
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2.4/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: jonathan
Hey all whats up?...OH CRAP WHAT'S THAT SMELL??? omg its coming from my hamper... well I guess its that time of the year...LAUNDRY!!
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2.3/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: AmericanGal04
Hey what is that smell? Oh crap, you must have rubbed it off on me...going to do some laundry...
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2.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
I pooped my pants, so I'm away doing my laundry.
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2.0/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm doing my laundry, I'm cleaning my clothes, I'm getting them clean so I can mess them up agian
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1.9/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: mea



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