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Message: "here's my philosophy on dating. it's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on...and it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other." -Brooke Davis
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Life is like a piņata...Take a chance and wack it!
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3.6/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Mel
A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
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3.5/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Jessica
Forget regeret or life is yours to miss,
forget loneliness or you'll never get your first kiss.
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3.4/5 (65 votes)

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Life is to short to watch what you eat.
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3.4/5 (76 votes)

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Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: kimberlygami
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
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3.3/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: NeLLyChik02
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny
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3.3/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Sweaty
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....
Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: sweet*chic
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Lifes a b*tch, but you still gotta live it.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: xoaicaxo
I hate my life can I have yours?
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2.7/5 (87 votes)

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