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Category: homework
Message: I never thought I'd say this, but I've finally chosen homework over you. What kind of a world is this?!!!
Submitted By: boredwhatever

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Tommorow is a privilege, so live life today like theres no tomorrow.
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4.1/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: Tori
Everyone plans for tommorow, but tommorow is promised to no one.
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4.2/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Jaime
Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
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4.3/5 (510 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
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4.0/5 (198 votes)

Submitted by: RoCkYnRoLLeN14
Yea hello I'm somewhere getting a life instead of sitting here and waiting for people to get on. If you need me, you know the digits peace out~:)
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1.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: sam p
When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.
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4.2/5 (720 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
If you like a person, and you tell them... they hate you afterwards... if you like a person, and don't tell them, you find out they liked you, and now you lost your chance, and they wonder why I am so f*cking confused.
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4.2/5 (538 votes)

Submitted by: NeoGothPriest
It's like a movie except realistic
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2.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: SwEeTSiNgEr
Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: kimberlygami
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
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3.1/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.
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4.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: ??
Find a Penny, pick it up, and all day long you have a penny. but if you find a midget, take it home and invite your friends over.
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2.1/5 (275 votes)

Submitted by: GhettoFabulouSia



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