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Message: When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid!
But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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A wise man once said, "To be old and wise, first you have to be young and stupid".
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Submitted by: taroknrosie
Everthing will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.
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Submitted by: lala1030
"life is like a test, always struggling to make whats wrong right"
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Submitted by: Angelma2004
You only have a so long to live so you better get out there and do something with your life...DANCE like no ones watching SING like no one can hear you LIVE your life the way you want it and NEVER let anyone get in your way of living your dreams.
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4.3/5 (389 votes)

Submitted by: HANNAH!
Life is to short to watch what you eat.
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Forget regret or life is yours to miss.
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4.1/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: luvdonthate12
You can hear it in my voice, read it on my face, I'm drowing in memories of the things I can't replace.
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4.3/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: luvdont
"Don't be shy in life and miss out on opportunities that now you could never have."
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4.1/5 (122 votes)

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I hate my life can I have yours?
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Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....
Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: sweet*chic
~Many things in life will catch your eye, few will catch your heart~Pursue those!!
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3.9/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: Tdawg6881
Forget regeret or life is yours to miss,
forget loneliness or you'll never get your first kiss.
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