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Message: I'm kinda indisposed at the moment.
Submitted By: swest21576

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If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.
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4.2/5 (801 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
When the Road gets bumpy..just smile smile smile smile..smile and be happy!
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2.1/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: meee!
Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words.
Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions.
Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits.
Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character.
Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.
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4.2/5 (818 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
Growing old is manditory...but growing up...well that my friends...is OPTIONAL!
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3.9/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
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4.3/5 (955 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
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3.5/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Jessica
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny
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3.3/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Sweaty
Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men?
MENtal illnes....MENstrual cramps...MENtal breakdown....MENopause...GUYnocologist
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4.2/5 (719 votes)

Submitted by: ShorTpie2
Lifes a b*tch, but you still gotta live it.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: xoaicaxo
Life is like a piņata...Take a chance and wack it!
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3.6/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Mel
No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!
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4.1/5 (625 votes)

Submitted by: Tee

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