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Message: Omg I had way way too much coke and well, you can just guess the rest...
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Everthing will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.
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4.2/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: lala1030
When the Road gets bumpy..just smile smile smile smile..smile and be happy!
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2.1/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: meee!
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny
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3.3/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Sweaty
Growing old is manditory...but growing up...well that my friends...is OPTIONAL!
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3.9/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
You can hear it in my voice, read it on my face, I'm drowing in memories of the things I can't replace.
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4.3/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: luvdont
Times change, people and things change, the only difference is we don't want them to.
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4.0/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: Celeste
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
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4.0/5 (198 votes)

Submitted by: RoCkYnRoLLeN14
It's like a movie except realistic
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2.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: SwEeTSiNgEr
If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
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3.5/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Jessica
If it's not alright, it's not the end.
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3.7/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: JenAnne825
Life is like a piņata...Take a chance and wack it!
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3.6/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Mel



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