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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: The number one cause of deaths in america is heart disease, the second is chuck norris
Submitted By: xxlaurissaxx

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My bologna Has a first name and its H-O-M-E-R my bologna has a second name and its H-O-M-E-R my bologna has a third name and its H-O-M-E-R (the tune to that one oscar myer...)
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2.6/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: Snowboarder6978
Laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
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2.6/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: Blondie
gravity's pullin' me...+gravity by delirious+
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2.5/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: nvypilot2012
~*~ REMAKE OF BABY GOT BACK: Sir Mix Alot
I like scrambled eggs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When my mom walks in
with a big ole plate
and bacon on the side
I GET HUNGRY!!!!
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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Chill out whatcha yelling for? lay back its all been done before and if you could only let it be you will see some body else round everyone else trying to be cool you look like a fool to me. Tell me why did you have to go make things so complicated?
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2.4/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Miatwanab
You better watch out......CAUSE I'M A WAR MACHINE!
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2.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block. I used to have a little now I have a lot. No matter where I go, I know where I came from" -JLo
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2.0/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: mandimellott
" now this looks liike a job 4 meso everybody, juz follow mecause we need a lil, controversycause it feels so empty, withoue me ya know what im talkin abt !! takin a shower***
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1.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: anup
Yo yo yo this is snookie, i like cookie, always play hookie, 24/7 nookie, im a rookie... OH WORD TO YA MOTHA
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1.9/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: snookiepie05

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