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Category: Finals
Message: A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
Submitted By: shortofdestiny

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Another day has almost come and gone; can't imagine what else could go wrong. Sometimes I'd like to hide away somewhere and lock the door. A simple battle lost but not the war. 'Cause tomorrow's another day and I'm thirsty anyway, so bring on the rain. ~ Jo Dee Messina~
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3.7/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: AliChicaChe
O I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner, 4 that is what I truely want to beeee, 4 if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner Everyone would be in Love with me!
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3.7/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
Where are you now?Couldn't you see throughThe sweat and tears?I took my bowWhile you confirmedAll my saddest fears
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3.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
~*If I had one wish, I would ask for A big enough ass for the whole world to kiss*~ Eminem
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3.7/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: KimmyPoo4u
*~This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time.~*~*Brilliant Dance*~*Dashboard Confessional~*
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3.7/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: XxJstaiLluSiOnxX
"Cigarettes and open air, hand in hand and i said Stay with meCause every star that i seeis better then the last.................." _finch
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3.7/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Makeyourself621
Ninety miles outside Chicago I can't stop driving I don't know why So many questions, I need an answer Two years later, you're still on my mind
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3.7/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
I will never see the sky the same way, and I will learn to say goodbye to yesterday, and I will never cease to fly if held down, and I will always reach to high, cause ive seen, cause I've seen, twilight
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3.7/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: FOOTNAKED15
Can't stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says I'm gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
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3.7/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: gnrfan01
Do I ever cross ur mind..Do u ever wake up reaching out for me..Do I ever cross ur mind..anytime...I miss you...
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3.6/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ImUrBrOwNEyEdGrL
In The Car I just can't wait! To pick you up on our very first Date!
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3.6/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: PendiesY3K
Everything's so blurryand everyone's so fakeand everybody's emptyand everything is so messed uppre-occupied without youI cannot live at allMy whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl
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3.6/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: Sycochild

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