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Message: you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you CAN'T pick your friend's nose can you?
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Do you think you'd sell your soul to just have one thing turn out right? For the thousandth time, you turn and fine it just makes no difference to try. -The Offspring
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3.4/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: betrayed and broken
You can say Iím plain Jane, but itís not the same I ainít in to big names, but I like nice things I watch boxing matches and uh football games I wouldnít mind being an actress, but I love to sing I like going out, talking walks and stuff I donít round that many girls cause they talk too much! CITY HIGH~
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3.4/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: jennifer!
It just takes some time little girl your in the middle of the ride everything everything will be alright alright
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3.4/5 (30 votes)

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Ten years ago, on a cold dark night...Someone was killed beneath the town hall light...There were few at the scene, but they all agree...That the slayer who ran looked a lot like me...Dave Matthews Band ~ Long Black Veil
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3.4/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: FCHoosier
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
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3.4/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by:  Bigbrother2911
I know what you want, and I know what you need,But I'm goin' screw it up, yeahCause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am..I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home
Then I use your cell phone, baby
Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend!
Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes,I still got some learning to do..I made out with your best friend the other day, and Now we're best friends too!
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3.4/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Crazy4Kelz87
I got my mouth looking something like a Disco Ball!
~ Nelly
~Grillz
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3.4/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: Who Do U Think?
I'm looking for a place, searching for a face. Is anybody here i know?Cause nothings going right and everythings a mess and no one likes to be alone...
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3.3/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: princezmanda364
"Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally coolClear as a crystal, sharp as a knifeI feel like I'm in the prime of my lifeSometimes it feels like I'm going to fastI don't know how long this feeling will lastMaybe it's only tonightDarling I don't know why I go to extremesToo high or too low there ain't no in-betweensAnd if I stand or I fallIt's all or nothing at allDarling I don't know why I go to extremes..." - Billy Joel
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3.3/5 (29 votes)

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Do what i want cuz i can and if i dont because i wanna,be ingnored by the stiff and the bored, because im gonnaspit and retreive cuz i give and recieve because i wanna,gonna get through ur head, what the mystery man said because im gonna,HATE TO SAY I TOLD U SO all right, I DO BELIEVE I TOLD U SOOO!! -hives, hate to say i told u so
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3.3/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: d3jive34
I gotta big weed stash, pocket fulla cash, just seena big ol' ass *sticky icky icky* system on blast, cops just past, just seen a big ol' ass *stick icky icky* grease dont pop from the stove no more, moved on up, double shot hennesy, filled my cup, Luda choke smoke in a big black truck, should I wild out, act like my rims aint clean, and like my neck dont bling.
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3.3/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: KngKongsDngDog
So what would ya do if u wake 2morrow, theres no more sorrow ur dreams came tru! so knock on wood and cross ur fingers, now count ur blessings it mite be u.. wat would u do if u wake 2morrow, and all ur grey skies have now turned blu. how many days do ya think ur given? now get on livin its up to u! LIFE IS GOOD! ~hey everyone, life is to short to waste in front of a computer screen...if u agree, then call my cell, and we can go hang!!! peace~
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3.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: mediocremind369

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