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Message: Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
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I'm tuggin at my hair, I'm pullin on my clothes, I'm tryin to keep my cool, I know it shows. I'm starin' at my feet, my cheeks are turning red, I'm trying to find the words inside my head. And I'm feelin nervous, trying to be so perfect, cuz I know you're worth it, you're worth it, yeah...If I could say what I wanna say, I'd say I wanna blow you awya. Be with you every night, am I squeezin you too tight? If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee, marry me today, I guess I'm wisin my life away, these things I'll never say. ~~Things I'll Never Say
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Submitted by: Tinkerbell
*Its hard to explain how I am getting by on so little from you, It's hard to believe that I would let myself get so wrapped in to you. There's gotta be something, that will be worthwhile for me to give to you. We need a connection, but you seem to push me far away from you. * -Dashboard Confessional "Ender Will Save Us All"
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Submitted by: DancinKar145
I don't want you, to give it all up. Leave your own life collecting dust. and i dont want you to feel sorry for me. You never gave us a chance to be!
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Submitted by: truepoondigga
I'm goin to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hr or so. -eminem
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Submitted by: XxSweetEcstasixX
Follow me and everything is alrightI'll be the one to tuck you in at nightAnd if you wanna leave I can gaurantee You won't find nobody else like me
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Submitted by: bassetlady77
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
-- Sir Mix-A-Lot
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3.8/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: XoXLiL BeBXoX
These cuts are leaving creases
Trace the scars, fit the pieces
Tell your story, you don't need to say a word.
Call off the cavalry, can't save a wretch like me.
Clean this with kerosene.
If you can't leave it be might as well make it bleed.
Scalpel, sutured.
Made whole again.
Your wires are frayed, can't fire right
You look better when out of sight
You were not made to stand and fight
There's something better wrong with you
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Submitted by: woaahwoah
Do you remember that day when we met
You told me this gets harder
Well, it did
Been holding on forever
Promise me that when I'm gone, you'll kill my enemies
The damage, you've inflicted temporary wounds
I'm coming back from the dead and I'll take you home with me
I'm taking back the life you stole
We never got that far
This helps me to think all through the night
Bright lights that won't kill me now, won't tell me how
Just you and I, your stareless eyes remain
Hip hip hooray for me
You talk to me
But would you kill me in my sleep
Lay still like the dead
From the razor to the rosary
We could lose ourselves
And paint these walls in pitchfork red
MCR
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Submitted by: blazingsoul
Livin my life in a slow hell, different girl every night at the hotel, I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days. I been fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, I wish I had a good girl to miss me lord I wonder if ill ever change my ways I put your picture away
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Submitted by: number1brat1981
Ms. Jones taught me English but I think I just shot her son. because he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you can not run. now he is bleeding in a vacaunt lot where we use to smoke pot, but man you should've seen it.... his flesh explode!!!
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Submitted by: giggletinseltoes
I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I'd love you to love me, I'm begging you to beg me.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
*See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you .....Baby I don't know why ya treatin me so bad *You said you love me, no one above me And I was all you had... And though my heart is eating for ya I can't stop crying I don't know how I allow you to treat me this way and still i say.............*
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3.9/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: LiLHoTtIe15

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