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Message: Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
Submitted By: JustinsBabyGurlLife

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O I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner, 4 that is what I truely want to beeee, 4 if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner Everyone would be in Love with me!
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Submitted by: Meshell876
*Baby, you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms,I'm findin' it hard to believe *We're in heaven* Oh, thinkin' about all our younger years,There was only you and me,We were young and wild and free Now nothin' can take you away from me.......*
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Submitted by: Lilhottie15
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
-- Sir Mix-A-Lot
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3.8/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: XoXLiL BeBXoX
I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I'd love you to love me, I'm begging you to beg me.
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3.9/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
You should let me love you
Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need
Baby good love and protection
Make me your selection
Show you the way love's supposed to be
Baby you should let me love you, love you, love you
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4.0/5 (265 votes)

Submitted by: baby_blondi329
Sometimes I give myself the creeps,Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,It all keeps adding up,I think I'm cracking up,Am I just paranoid?Am I just stoned?
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3.9/5 (281 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
So we talked all night about the rest of our lives/ where were gonna be when we turn 25/ I keep on thinking times will never change/ keep on thinking things will always be the same/ but when we leave this year we wont be coming back/ no more hanging out cause were on a different track/ and if you got something that you need to say/ you better say it right now/ cause you dont have another day/ cause were moving on and we cant slow down/ these memories are playing like a without sound/ I keep thinking of that night in June/ didnt know much of love nut it came too soon/ and there was me and you and when we got real blue/ wed stay at home talking on the telephone/ wed get so excited and wed get so scared/ laughing at ourselves thinking lifes not fair/ CHORUS: and this is how it feels/ as we go on, we remember/ all the times we, had together/ and as our lives change/ come whatever/ we will still be friends forever/ so if we get the big jobs and we make the big money/ when we look back at now will our jokes still be funny?/ will we still remember everything we learned in school/ still be trying to break every single rule?/ will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man?/ will heather find a job that wont interfere with her tan?/ I keep- I keep thinking that its not goodbye/ keep on thinking its our time to fly/ CHORUS/ will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?/ can we survive it out there/ can we make it somehow?/ I guess I thought this would never end/ and suddenly its like were women and men/ will the past be a shadow that will follow us around/ will these memories fade when I leave this town?/ I keep- keep thinking that its not goodbye/ keep on thinking its our time to fly/ CHORUS/
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4.1/5 (281 votes)

Submitted by: rigorocks
I believe we all have one true love, somewhere in this world i do,when it seemed all my dreams were falling through, that's when i found you, i believe for every heart that whispers in the dark, there's a ray of light somwhere shining through, it was sink or swim when the tide came in, i found myself when i found you....i found the closest thing to heaven, and that's you...i found, the deapest love i knew.OoO i believe yes it's true, i found myself, when i found you.
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4.0/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLzBaCk143
Somedays I sit, starin out the window Watchin this world pass me by Sometimes I think, there's nothin to live for I almost break down and cry Sometimes I think I'm crazy; I'm crazy, oh so crazy!!Why am I here? Am I just wastin my time?!But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy!!It all makes sense when I look into her eyes
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3.9/5 (330 votes)

Submitted by: Jack S
Just when I think I'm under control,I think I finally got a grip,Another friend tells me that,My name is always on your lips,They say I'm more than just a friend,They say I must be blind,Well I admit that I've seen you watch me,From the corner of your eye,Oh it's so confusing I wish you'd just confess,But think of what I'd be losing,If your answer wasn't yes.
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3.9/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: PiZZaFAcE
She is the prom queen; and im in the marching band; she is a cheerleader;and im sitting in the stands;she gets the top bunk ; and im sleepin on the floor and shes miss america and im just the girl next door.
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4.2/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: HAnnAh
~*~ I'll always remember it was late afternoon it lasted forever and ended too soon.You were all by yourself,staring up at a dark gray sky.I was changed.In places no 1 would find,all your feelings so deep inside It was then that i relized forever was in ur eyes.The moment I saw you cry. - Mandy Moore - * A walk to rmemeber*
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Submitted by: mandymooreluver22

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