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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? ... A pimple waits till a kid is a teenager to come on their face.
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Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
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3.4/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by:  Bigbrother2911
Do you think you'd sell your soul to just have one thing turn out right? For the thousandth time, you turn and fine it just makes no difference to try. -The Offspring
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3.4/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: betrayed and broken
I'm leaving, on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again.
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3.5/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: lschrader436
I love it when ya call me big papa, wave ya hands in the air if yous a troo playa, cuz ima see my ladies tonight that should be havin my baby!
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2.8/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: xobiotchpleaseox
I love you, more than anything, I doI want to be with youIn the twinkling of an eyeI will meet you, in the sky
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: Punk4Christ
Livin my life in a slow hell, different girl every night at the hotel, I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days. I been fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, I wish I had a good girl to miss me lord I wonder if ill ever change my ways I put your picture away
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3.8/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: number1brat1981
Do you have the time to listen to me whineAbout nothing and everything all at onceI am one of thoseMelodramatic foolsNeurotic to the boneNo doubt about itSometimes I give myself the creepsSometimes my mind plays tricks on meIt all keeps adding upI think I'm cracking upAm I just paranoid ?I'm just stoned.....................Guess what i'm doin... im puffin the majic dragon;)
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2.8/5 (39 votes)

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I'm goin to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hr or so. -eminem
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3.8/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: XxSweetEcstasixX
It just takes some time
Little girl your in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright ALRIGHT!
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3.8/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Luvsuperchicken
"My life has changed but f@$% the fame, I stay the same. You can't complain when you can pay the bills and do your thang."-Adema: The Way You Like It
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3.9/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: ShadowKing123432
All my life...I've Been searching 4 you...Everyday...(So Glad that i found you boy)...All my life...(I've been feeling 4 you)everyday...(I'm so happy baby)
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3.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: LiLcrazybrat89
Scratched and torn I lay here in pieces
Craving all of your deadly vices
Like to think that I'm not addicted
But I guess I wear it well And I crawl
While you spit And I crawl Through you.
--Staind
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3.4/5 (44 votes)

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