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Message: ~*~Softball is the sport of life..........cuz cheerleaders don't have enough brain power to play a sport so they just yell, basketballers all they know how to do is put a ball in a basket, volleyballers all they do is hit a dumb ball over a net(how easy is that), people who play soccer all they have to do is kick the ball, dancers just jump up and down, and gymnists they just hang on a bar all day, people who play field hockey just shoot the ball at people, and last but not least swimmers just move their feet up and down. Softball is life, and if you don't like it get over it.................I don't care what you say SOFTBALL ROCKS! and that is all there is to it.~*~
Submitted By: xoSoftBallQT61xo

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