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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Submitted By: chicken and rice

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Blasting my music to see if I can wake the neighbors up, if I donít come back soon, they probably called the cops on me.
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4.0/5 (1176 votes)

Submitted by: RockLikeNeverB4
God made oceans, god made lakes
god made the backstreet boys...hey everyone makes mistakes!
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3.7/5 (1098 votes)

Submitted by: ihatebsb
Hey if you are not nsync, britney, or back street boys or any artist donít IM me because I am listening to them not you right now...
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0.8/5 (845 votes)

Submitted by: alyssa
If the musics too loud... YOUR TO OLD!!!!!!!
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3.6/5 (517 votes)

Submitted by: Hard Rocker
Burning CDs. Literally.
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3.4/5 (370 votes)

Submitted by: Geno
Hey. I'm not here cuz I'm listening to something better than you.
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3.6/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: gingerandtony1
Music is the essence of life.
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3.5/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: Luna
Listening to music.. obviously its better than talking to you!!!
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3.4/5 (224 votes)

Submitted by: sweetasalilac101
Out and about, terroizing the neighborhood with the loud bass, don't bother IM'ing me, because I can't hear you.
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3.4/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: FenixTX717
That's right, the mindless jabber on the radio right now is more interesting than you... leave a message and I'll think about answering.
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3.4/5 (184 votes)

Submitted by: littlejstymax
I am turning up my music and I am turning you down!!! be back later!
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3.3/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: dont im me
Can I Get A WHAT WHAT! Can I Get a WHOF WHOF! Can I Get A Please Leave Me Alone I'm Listing To Music!
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2.8/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: Homie D

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