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Category: Annoying
Message: You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long, drawn out away messages up. I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying. But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with these things. I mean sure, sometimes they are interesting, but come on people. It's just basically a waste of time all together...
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
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4.1/5 (143 votes)

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You got shox, pegs...LUCKEEEEY
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4.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: blondiefrog12
Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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4.0/5 (133 votes)

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Your mom goes to college.
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4.0/5 (249 votes)

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Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yes I did.
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3.9/5 (115 votes)

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Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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3.9/5 (117 votes)

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"Do the chickens have large talans?"
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3.9/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: xoxomadisonxox
Rex: You think I got to where I am looking like Peter Pan? You want to get kicked by me while I'm wearing these bad boys?
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3.8/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Deathraptor022
Rex:do you think people make fun of me because I go to starla at night I don't think so
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3.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: imurpunkypimp12
$6.00....Hey thats like a dollar an hour!
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3.8/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: jazzy fizzle
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
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3.6/5 (123 votes)

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