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Message: Hi I'm not here right now but if you want to get your lazy but up and use the modern invention called the telephone, CALL ME!
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I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
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4.1/5 (143 votes)

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You got shox, pegs...LUCKEEEEY
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4.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: blondiefrog12
Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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4.0/5 (133 votes)

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Your mom goes to college.
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4.0/5 (249 votes)

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Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yes I did.
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3.9/5 (115 votes)

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Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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3.9/5 (117 votes)

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"Do the chickens have large talans?"
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3.9/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: xoxomadisonxox
Rex: You think I got to where I am looking like Peter Pan? You want to get kicked by me while I'm wearing these bad boys?
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3.8/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Deathraptor022
Rex:do you think people make fun of me because I go to starla at night I don't think so
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3.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: imurpunkypimp12
$6.00....Hey thats like a dollar an hour!
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3.8/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: jazzy fizzle
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
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3.6/5 (123 votes)

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