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Message: If I was a bird than I could fly.
If I didn't have any friends then I would cry.
If I was a super hero then I would fight crime.
And if I were a computer geek then I would be playing a game...
Well I guess I am a geek cause right now I'm playing a game but it's a really cool game, seriously, really it is.
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Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yes I did.
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3.9/5 (115 votes)

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Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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4.2/5 (259 votes)

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Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
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4.2/5 (289 votes)

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It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
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4.2/5 (222 votes)

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I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
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4.2/5 (222 votes)

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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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4.3/5 (222 votes)

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What are you drawing?
A liger.
What's a liger?
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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4.3/5 (356 votes)

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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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How was school? The worst day of my life, what do you think?
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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
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