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Category: Romance
Message: Tears drop down from those pretty little eyes
It's kind of hard when you have only told lies
She's breaking down, everyone's fading
It's been sooo long and im tired of waiting.
Submitted By: luvdonthate12

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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
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4.3/5 (476 votes)

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What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
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Give me some of your tots!
No, go find your own.
Come on, give me some of your tots.
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
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4.3/5 (369 votes)

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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4.3/5 (367 votes)

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What are you drawing?
A liger.
What's a liger?
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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4.3/5 (356 votes)

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Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
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4.2/5 (289 votes)

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Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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4.2/5 (259 votes)

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Your mom goes to college.
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4.0/5 (249 votes)

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It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
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4.2/5 (222 votes)

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I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
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4.2/5 (222 votes)

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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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4.3/5 (222 votes)

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