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Message: If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Watching my balls drop. See ya in 2007!
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: DancingLzrd
Hi, I'm out getting drunk and parting.
What can I say it is New Years!
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2.8/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: ???????
Watching a ball drop...wow sparkly...
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
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2.8/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR....2007...
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2.3/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: LiLoNe88
HAPPY 2000....7?...any ways HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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1.8/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: DaNcEcRaZy498
Here's a condom from me to %n, have a safe New Year that pleases you to the fullest!
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2.1/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: JKsocr4
My New Years resolution is to find a good away message, it might take a while!
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2.6/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Douy
Omg...look outside...there are fireworks that are landing everywhere and lighting the world on fire...
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1.6/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: lilroxychick5590
Champagne n Fireworks
Burst into galore
Happy New Year's
* . two-O-O-seven. *
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3.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: Messia
HAPPY NEW YEAR almost!!!!! I'm out partying soo leave me sum and I'll get back to you next year ;)
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2.6/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: roxybabe1906
10...9...8...7...6...Opps:-( Ball Fell over again.
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1.5/5 (30 votes)

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**Sorry gone** Get back to you in 2007.
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3.2/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly

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