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Category: Drinking
Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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New Years Away Messages

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Hi, I'm out getting drunk and parting.
What can I say it is New Years!
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2.8/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: ???????
HAPPY 2000....7?...any ways HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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1.8/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: DaNcEcRaZy498
It's 11:59 News to is on,
C'mon everyone put down your beers,
just for a second show some cheers,
12:00 AM, it's 2007 Happy New Years!
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2.3/5 (26 votes)

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My New Years resolution is to find a good away message, it might take a while!
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2.6/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Douy
They say that how you spend your New Years is how you're going to spend the rest of the year...and you're still online.
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3.0/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: jennrocksmysocks
Wacthing the fireworks for the New Year instead of talking to you, so leave a message and I'll see it next year.
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3.1/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: skittelsrules
Watching a ball drop...wow sparkly...
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
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2.8/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
10...9...8...7...6...Opps:-( Ball Fell over again.
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1.5/5 (30 votes)

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**Sorry gone** Get back to you in 2007.
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3.2/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly
Omg...look outside...there are fireworks that are landing everywhere and lighting the world on fire...
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1.6/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: lilroxychick5590
New Years: When they say its the best time to start over and no one really does!!
Happy 2007, it just means your gettin older!
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2.9/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: Whitney G
Right now I'm looking for %n... I need them for New Year's Eve, if you know what I mean ;)
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3.3/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: defrosted



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