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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Brokeback Mountain was just 'The Mountain' before Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicked it.
Submitted By: InsrtWttyNmeHre8

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The orange juice box said concentrate ... so I am ...nothing is happening...
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3.7/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: Alesha07
My lawnmower is chasing me around the lawn right now. Please call 911. I'm runnin outta breath and he ain't runnin out of gas.
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3.7/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
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3.7/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: i_luv_ryan
I am a princess, I live in the clouds. If you wanna kick it with me, you better bow down, so get on your knees, and call me your highness, cuz baby believe me I'm (your city)'s finest!
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3.7/5 (213 votes)

Submitted by: MysticMariel
Only in america - do we put handycap parking spaces in front of skating rinks.
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3.6/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: :)
Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. ( I'm not up for hire.)
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3.6/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Jentleness
I wish I was Barbie,that b*tch gets everything
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3.6/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: Cutelilme
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who the hell would go out with a fish?
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3.6/5 (234 votes)

Submitted by: Sk8jackass89
I am a princess. I have class. Touch my crown, and I'll kick your @$$!
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3.5/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
No its not PMS, I'm just naturally b*tchy.
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3.5/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
*Outside under my blanket playing undercover agent...bbl*
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3.5/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: sweetblonde50
A B C D E F G, Gummie bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. A yellow one just stole my shoe. A B C D E F G, Gummie bears are chasing me!! (sung to the tune of the alphabet)
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3.4/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: Geminichic023



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