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Message: Studying for finals. I know its shocking! Save me, call me please!
Submitted By: styleangel22

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Only in America do they have signs in McDonald's in which they say "we have Braille and picture menus available."
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: youthdistorted
Taking my rubber ducky for a walk, be back when its done going potty!
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3.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer
I'm away trying to figure out what to put up for my away message.
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3.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: EminemGirl864
I'm away drownin my fish!!!! I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.0/5 (93 votes)

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Hey %n! I'm killing...I mean dealing w/ my annoying bro right now. Just hold on a sec while I "settle him down" somewhere. (u think I'm gonna let his corpse be found? hell no...I'm gonna hide it in the yard. But this is our little secret O:-) lolz) TTYL when I get back.:-P
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2.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: jessica
"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs."
Audobon Society Magazine
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2.8/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am a slug being melted into oblivion by the salt of failure. Someone, please step on me and end my misery
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I'm playing my instrument right now! Plug your ears and leave me a message!
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2.8/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Glitterbaby752
I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm b*tching, great hair, the boys all love to stare...OMG!! he is HOTT!!...um...BRB!!
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2.8/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
One moment please... this service is temporarily unavailable
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2.8/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: bubbleyum628
My boyfriend told me to pick between him and AOL. Boy, I'm sure gonna miss him!
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: KeliC
I once thought I had mono for a whole year, It just turned out that I was REALLY bored...
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2.7/5 (75 votes)

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