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%n..I am outside searching for your pet!...Call or leave me a message and maybe you will catch me before I catch it!!...lata!
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1.2/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: dumboblonde2002
Sun, surf, and SAND SAND SAND! Wait! No! Backup! Sun, suit, and SWIM SWIM SWIM! Yeah, that's right!
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1.6/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldn't you like to know
Good girls are nice, good girls are sweet, but i'm da good girl who's naughty with whip cream and ice.
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1.8/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x
My dog got into my computer and ate all my good awaymessages!
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1.9/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: Basketballin
Its %t, do you know where your kids are?
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: CaNnOnClArK
No motivation....
only masturbation!
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2.2/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: lastkiss240
%n, I seriously doubt that you are the end result of millions of years of evolution, when you find a good conclusion to the mystery of evolution you can then leave a message.
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

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"If I had a laptop, I'd sit under the tree in your front yard and miss you"
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

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I'm off to see the lizard, down on pascagoula run. Where Delaney talks to statues, as she dances round the pool, she chases cats through Roman runs, and stomps on big toadstools. Where their walls are built of cannon balls, their motto is don't tread on me. Where I am the pirate, and she will always be the queen- Sir Francis and Elizabeth, the best there's ever been. Surrounded by stories, surreal and sublime, I fell in love in the library, once upon a time.
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2.4/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: I am Tofer
A woman without a man is like an idiot without a piece of bread. I'm gonna go find a peice of bread.
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2.4/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: FongirongeIconge
I once thought I had mono for a whole year, It just turned out that I was REALLY bored...
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2.7/5 (75 votes)

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"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs."
Audobon Society Magazine
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2.8/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

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