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Message: Hello. You have reached The Autopsy-IM. If you are already cut open, Press 1.If you are ordering a new body, Press 2.If you are ordering a cut body, Press 3.If you are picking up a body, Press 4.If you chose none of the options above, please stay on the IM. You will soon be tracked down and picked up in a nice cozy black 'sleeping-bag'.Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Autopsy IM!
Submitted By: Silver Chan

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We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.
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Submitted by: sk8rs04
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. brb
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Submitted by: Alesha07
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy
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Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
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Submitted by: clownhunter123
Only in America do they have Braille on drive-thru ATM machines.
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Submitted by: I82much1211
If a man comes up to you and asks "What's your sign," just reply "DO NOT ENTER!"
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Submitted by: princesstavia us
Sticks and stones may break my bones,But whips and chains excite me.
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Submitted by: youthdistorted
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
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Submitted by: LaurenAtmore
I dont swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool!!!
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Submitted by: SweetBlonde50
An "Away Message" Is considered self explanatory
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Submitted by: emilyk41290
In Some Cultures, What I Do Is Considered Normal!
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