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Message: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? ... A pimple waits till a kid is a teenager to come on their face.
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%n, I seriously doubt that you are the end result of millions of years of evolution, when you find a good conclusion to the mystery of evolution you can then leave a message.
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My dog got into my computer and ate all my good awaymessages!
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"If I had a laptop, I'd sit under the tree in your front yard and miss you"
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I'm playing my instrument right now! Plug your ears and leave me a message!
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Submitted by: Glitterbaby752
I dont swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool!!!
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A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
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Submitted by: i_luv_ryan
We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.
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Submitted by: sk8rs04
I wish I was Barbie,that b*tch gets everything
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Submitted by: Cutelilme
*Outside under my blanket playing undercover agent...bbl*
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Submitted by: sweetblonde50
Good girls are nice, good girls are sweet, but i'm da good girl who's naughty with whip cream and ice.
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Submitted by: babyboo21x
"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs."
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Submitted by: ncjon118
A woman without a man is like an idiot without a piece of bread. I'm gonna go find a peice of bread.
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