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Category: Geek
Message: If I was a bird than I could fly.
If I didn't have any friends then I would cry.
If I was a super hero then I would fight crime.
And if I were a computer geek then I would be playing a game...
Well I guess I am a geek cause right now I'm playing a game but it's a really cool game, seriously, really it is.
Submitted By: chickensaver06

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A woman without a man is like an idiot without a piece of bread. I'm gonna go find a peice of bread.
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Submitted by: FongirongeIconge
Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. ( I'm not up for hire.)
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Submitted by: Jentleness
No its not PMS, I'm just naturally b*tchy.
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Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Hey %n! I'm killing...I mean dealing w/ my annoying bro right now. Just hold on a sec while I "settle him down" somewhere. (u think I'm gonna let his corpse be found? hell no...I'm gonna hide it in the yard. But this is our little secret O:-) lolz) TTYL when I get back.:-P
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Submitted by: jessica
"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs."
Audobon Society Magazine
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2.8/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
My dog got into my computer and ate all my good awaymessages!
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1.9/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: Basketballin
I'm away drownin my fish!!!! I'll be back when I'm done.
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3.0/5 (93 votes)

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In Some Cultures, What I Do Is Considered Normal!
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Submitted by: Bun Bun
Sun, surf, and SAND SAND SAND! Wait! No! Backup! Sun, suit, and SWIM SWIM SWIM! Yeah, that's right!
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Submitted by: Wouldn't you like to know
*Outside under my blanket playing undercover agent...bbl*
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Submitted by: sweetblonde50
My boyfriend told me to pick between him and AOL. Boy, I'm sure gonna miss him!
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: KeliC
No motivation....
only masturbation!
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2.2/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: lastkiss240



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