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Message: Right now I'm in deep deep thought. Oh wait a sec.. no I'm not. I'm in a deep deep sleep. So leave a message and I'll get back to you when I lose my concentration.
Submitted By: ThE JeStEr 39

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%n, I seriously doubt that you are the end result of millions of years of evolution, when you find a good conclusion to the mystery of evolution you can then leave a message.
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One moment please... this service is temporarily unavailable
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Submitted by: bubbleyum628
I am a slug being melted into oblivion by the salt of failure. Someone, please step on me and end my misery
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I'm playing my instrument right now! Plug your ears and leave me a message!
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2.8/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Glitterbaby752
Only in America do they have signs in McDonald's in which they say "we have Braille and picture menus available."
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: youthdistorted
I'm away trying to figure out what to put up for my away message.
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3.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: EminemGirl864
Taking my rubber ducky for a walk, be back when its done going potty!
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3.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer
Its %t, do you know where your kids are?
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: CaNnOnClArK
"If I had a laptop, I'd sit under the tree in your front yard and miss you"
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

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I'm off to see the lizard, down on pascagoula run. Where Delaney talks to statues, as she dances round the pool, she chases cats through Roman runs, and stomps on big toadstools. Where their walls are built of cannon balls, their motto is don't tread on me. Where I am the pirate, and she will always be the queen- Sir Francis and Elizabeth, the best there's ever been. Surrounded by stories, surreal and sublime, I fell in love in the library, once upon a time.
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2.4/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: I am Tofer
I once thought I had mono for a whole year, It just turned out that I was REALLY bored...
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2.7/5 (75 votes)

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My lawnmower is chasing me around the lawn right now. Please call 911. I'm runnin outta breath and he ain't runnin out of gas.
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3.7/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39

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