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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
Submitted By: iluvmymojomonkey

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Sticks and stones may break my bones,But whips and chains excite me.
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3.9/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: youthdistorted
I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm b*tching, great hair, the boys all love to stare...OMG!! he is HOTT!!...um...BRB!!
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2.8/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
The orange juice box said concentrate ... so I am ...nothing is happening...
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3.7/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: Alesha07
Good girls are nice, good girls are sweet, but i'm da good girl who's naughty with whip cream and ice.
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1.8/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
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3.7/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: i_luv_ryan
If a man comes up to you and asks "What's your sign," just reply "DO NOT ENTER!"
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3.9/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: princesstavia us
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
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3.8/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: LaurenAtmore
I am a princess. I have class. Touch my crown, and I'll kick your @$$!
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3.5/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
An "Away Message" Is considered self explanatory
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3.7/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: emilyk41290
I wish I was Barbie,that b*tch gets everything
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3.6/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: Cutelilme
No motivation....
only masturbation!
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2.2/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: lastkiss240
My boyfriend told me to pick between him and AOL. Boy, I'm sure gonna miss him!
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: KeliC



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