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Message: Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
Submitted By: tkf2k

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I'm out like a sumo wrestler in a bikini contest
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4.0/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: luvumlots22606
I'm out like Jessica Simpson in a speling bee.
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3.9/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: bluedogdixie
I'm out like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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3.8/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: picturesqueye
I'm out like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Super Bowl. (o)
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3.8/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: Lil Snides20 3
I'm out like you in a beauty contest.
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3.7/5 (415 votes)

Submitted by: inthehoop2007
Out like a fat kid playin' dodgeball
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3.7/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: FatKidsLoveCake
I'm out like a nun in a wet t shirt contest
  • Currently 3.59/5
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3.6/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: ladeby Ababe
Out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs...
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: Bohnnahi
Out like a plummers crack.
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3.5/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: T-bag61387
I'm out like a hooker on a friday night!
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3.5/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: vadiesel66
I'm out like a blind man in a game of pictionary...
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3.4/5 (350 votes)

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I'm out like Fat Joe at Jenny Craig
  • Currently 3.44/5
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3.4/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: Nv-Me

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