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Category: Funny
Message: If you are a hooker, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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I'm out like you in a beauty pagent.
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3.0/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: radriss93
I'm out like Paris Hilton in a spelling bee.
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3.4/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: radriss93
I'm out like a sumo wrestler in a bikini contest
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4.0/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: luvumlots22606
Out like a fat kid playin' dodgeball
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3.7/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: FatKidsLoveCake
I'm out like a hooker on a friday night!
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3.5/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: vadiesel66
Out like the disco era...
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2.6/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: sexysteph09
Out like your grandmother's dentures before a BJ!
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3.0/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: dagoldentongue
I'm out like Rudolph in reindeer games
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2.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ugachica2005
I am out like a dislexic person in a spelling bee
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2.4/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: dUke0140
Out like a white man in a slamdunk contest
  • Currently 2.19/5
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2.2/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: cool
I'm out like Mike Tyson on Jeopardy
  • Currently 2.53/5
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2.5/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: insane boss
Hey ya'll I'm out like 10 shots of Tequilla.
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2.5/5 (54 votes)

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