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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Submitted By: hiperactivachica

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A party aint a party if it aint Naughty!;-)O:-);-)O:-)
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3.4/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1
I'm out partying right now wooohooo! O SH*T I HIT A TREE Gotta go!
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2.2/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Kellibabe05
Parties don't stop till eight in da mornin! ;)
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2.7/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: AngelPrinces487
Hey %n I'm busy right now... there is a bottle, boys, and a circle... come back when my turn is done ;)
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3.5/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: luv'sboys
I'm out partying having a good time and if %n is readin this away message I guess your not having a great time! HIT DA CELL!
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: starryxxangel
Hey, I'm the cool one because I'm the one partying when you're not!! So what now?? Yea I know I'm cool!!
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2.0/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: LilMandy101588
Speakerz are Boomin' Bodiez Movin'. Nonstop Groovin' Assez Shakin'.Floorz Brakin' Lolipop Lickin. People Buzzin' Raverz Flowin. Litez Glowin' 2da Club is Where Im Goin'!
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3.6/5 (432 votes)

Submitted by: Lusciousgurl1604
I am in bed having a party of my own
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3.4/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: Audrey
My boyfriends outa town...I'm out partying it up!
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3.0/5 (100 votes)

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If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!
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3.9/5 (656 votes)

Submitted by: spazzi0o
Life is short...Party naked!!!
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3.6/5 (389 votes)

Submitted by: Mia 'n' Jessa
I forgot about you... all my friends are over here... Why arn't you???...
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3.0/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Zaroff

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