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Category: BabySitting
Message: Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
Submitted By: someoneudontknow

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If I was walking down the street with a rhino, and the turkey said, "quack", what would the chicken be doing?
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2.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Is it tuna or chicken?
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: kbsox20115867
I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.
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2.0/5 (52 votes)

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Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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2.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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2.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: dscheercutie23
If you're in the car and your computer crashes, how many elephants can you fit in you bed? NONE! Osama Bin Laden doesnt wear a diaper.
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2.0/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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2.0/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: yourmama10
No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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1.8/5 (106 votes)

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I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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1.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
If there's a cat in a river, and a monkey on your roof, will the time be 16:73? Or monkey?
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1.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
PI = http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/Pi.html
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