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Category: Christmas
Message: Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
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If I was walking down the street with a rhino, and the turkey said, "quack", what would the chicken be doing?
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2.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Is it tuna or chicken?
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: kbsox20115867
I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.
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2.0/5 (52 votes)

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Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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2.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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2.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: dscheercutie23
If you're in the car and your computer crashes, how many elephants can you fit in you bed? NONE! Osama Bin Laden doesnt wear a diaper.
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2.0/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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2.0/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: yourmama10
No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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1.8/5 (106 votes)

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I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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1.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
If there's a cat in a river, and a monkey on your roof, will the time be 16:73? Or monkey?
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1.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
PI = http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/Pi.html
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1.1/5 (486 votes)

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