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Category: Christmas
Message: It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
Submitted By: x malibu391 x

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If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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Submitted by: StEpHsPoNgE
Think about this-
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