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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call, and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
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Submitted by: Z |
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The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefor i am perfect.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Submitted by: Bendrix |
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Do not speak unless you can improve the silence...
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Submitted by: Jess Da |
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Think everyone's flawless? Just imagine the person you think is most perfect taking a crap.
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Submitted by: Anonymous |
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Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless your pissed off because you were pissed on!...get it? got it? good! brb
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Submitted by: cutieecs |
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It only takes a second to realize sitting at your computer "too" long makes you a loser, so you get up and find something to do, until you get bored and come back to your computer anyway.
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Submitted by: Z |
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To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.
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Submitted by: thedavid06 |
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If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?
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Submitted by: fevestaber2008 |
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If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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Submitted by: jayjobo |
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