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Category: Halloween
Message: Twas Halloween night and all through the towns, children were dressing as dragons and clowns. Horsemen were searching around for their heads, while monsters and goblins would hide beneath beds. But I, in the midst, was flustered with fright, Unable to find a soul I knew in sight. When what to my wondering eyes did I see? But an Indian, saloon girl, a ladybug and me!
Submitted By: cukrittie

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Ok. Now I'm sure everyone has heard of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword". But I've been thinking. If you get into a sword fight with someone and you use a pen, you're more than likely to get an arm cut off, and if you try to write with a sword, the letters will come out all misformed and the paper will get shredded into teeny little bits...
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Submitted by: unclekrackerfan4
If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer? NONE! Bears dont eat chicken.
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Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
"It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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Submitted by: DemonOfSpeed88
Have you ever wondered about mimes? like when they sware, do their parents make them wash their hands, or was their mouth out with soap?
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Submitted by: ikeandmike444
Why am I so scared to call you.. why can't I pick up the phone and just talk.. its not love because we justmet.. I have the tingley feeling in my tummy and I don't know why
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Submitted by: lover_&&_hater69
While I am away, please answer these questions for me:
 1. How tall is a china man?
 2. How long is a piece of string?
 3. What color am I thinking of between 1 and 43?
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Kiki318
Things for %n to ponder while I am gone:1.Is it really fun to Wang Chung?2.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?3.Why are you reading an AWAY message?Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Submitted by: Gabbie1174
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
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3.0/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: NattyICE
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?
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3.0/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: cutie
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
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If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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Right now, I could be here, or I could be away. Hey, this is great. I could be here, sitting here laughing at your stupidity for thinking that I am not here, or I could be away really doing something. HAHA! I LOVE THE POWER! I could be sitting here right now, laughing my head off at you, because you think I'm your friend and just am not here. hey, wait a second. you could be some loser. If this is you, go away.

HEY, I SAID GO AWAY!!!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. Well, anyway, you'll just have to wait until I get back to tell you... haha, I love it
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