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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo mommas so poor the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted!
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Ok. Now I'm sure everyone has heard of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword". But I've been thinking. If you get into a sword fight with someone and you use a pen, you're more than likely to get an arm cut off, and if you try to write with a sword, the letters will come out all misformed and the paper will get shredded into teeny little bits...
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Submitted by: unclekrackerfan4
If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer? NONE! Bears dont eat chicken.
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Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
"It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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Submitted by: DemonOfSpeed88
Have you ever wondered about mimes? like when they sware, do their parents make them wash their hands, or was their mouth out with soap?
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Submitted by: ikeandmike444
Why am I so scared to call you.. why can't I pick up the phone and just talk.. its not love because we justmet.. I have the tingley feeling in my tummy and I don't know why
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Submitted by: lover_&&_hater69
While I am away, please answer these questions for me:
 1. How tall is a china man?
 2. How long is a piece of string?
 3. What color am I thinking of between 1 and 43?
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Kiki318
Things for %n to ponder while I am gone:1.Is it really fun to Wang Chung?2.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?3.Why are you reading an AWAY message?Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Submitted by: Gabbie1174
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
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3.0/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: NattyICE
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?
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Submitted by: cutie
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
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If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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Right now, I could be here, or I could be away. Hey, this is great. I could be here, sitting here laughing at your stupidity for thinking that I am not here, or I could be away really doing something. HAHA! I LOVE THE POWER! I could be sitting here right now, laughing my head off at you, because you think I'm your friend and just am not here. hey, wait a second. you could be some loser. If this is you, go away.

HEY, I SAID GO AWAY!!!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. Well, anyway, you'll just have to wait until I get back to tell you... haha, I love it
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