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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
Submitted By: Gabriella

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"It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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3.1/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: DemonOfSpeed88
Have you ever wondered about mimes? like when they sware, do their parents make them wash their hands, or was their mouth out with soap?
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Submitted by: ikeandmike444
Why am I so scared to call you.. why can't I pick up the phone and just talk.. its not love because we justmet.. I have the tingley feeling in my tummy and I don't know why
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3.1/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: lover_&&_hater69
Aren't we all really just naked people under our clothes?
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3.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
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3.2/5 (104 votes)

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Time flies when you're having fun... hot dog flies when you sqeeze the bun :-D
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: gigglewithjane
If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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3.3/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
I once thought that nothing's impossible, until I asked myself to fly around the room, right then I noticed, not everything is possible.
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3.3/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?
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3.3/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Ali
Why do people pick their nose?
Why do some have hairy toes?
Why do fat people take up two seats?
Why don't some change their sheets?
Why do mimes do what they do?
Why am I not talking to you?
.....Somethings in life we are just not meant to know....
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3.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Ames
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
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3.3/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Zteen3
When you look on your buddy list and see that someone has the symbol for an away message why do you always have to check and see what their away message is?
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3.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: sexybethy

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