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Message: Men are like fire...if you get too close, you get hurt.
Submitted By: KaylaLynne12

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1) If one synchronized swimmer drowns do they all have to drown?
2)Why do they report power outages on tv?
3)If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
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Submitted by: Alyssa
If I be, I be, and if you be, you be, then who be he be?
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Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here.
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2.7/5 (47 votes)

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Ya know this is kinda like blocking everyone in one foul swoop!
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2.7/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bobby
Who here is, here, but not here, maybe there, or there in here, where am I? I'm there, no THERE right here. Here is here and there is there. Don't you know anything?
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
If someone drowns in water, what is it called when a fish dies from bein outta the water? hmmm, get back to me on that
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Submitted by: giggles247
What's the Sound of one hand clapping?
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2.8/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: MidnightsChild 17
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You are there, at your computer. Staring at me.
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2.8/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: cassi121789
Theres no such thing as darkness just absence of light
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2.8/5 (45 votes)

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Did you know that race car spelled backwards is still racecar?
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2.8/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: trupirateatheart
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
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2.9/5 (57 votes)

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If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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2.9/5 (62 votes)

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