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Category: Romance
Message: A guy gave a girl 12 roses,
11 real ones and 1 fake, it was concealed with a note saying "I won't stop loving you until the last one dies"
Submitted By: ItalianVitale11

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The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefor i am perfect.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Submitted by: Bendrix
Do not speak unless you can improve the silence...
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Submitted by: Jess Da
Think everyone's flawless? Just imagine the person you think is most perfect taking a crap.
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Submitted by: Anonymous
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless your pissed off because you were pissed on!...get it? got it? good! brb
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Submitted by: cutieecs
It only takes a second to realize sitting at your computer "too" long makes you a loser, so you get up and find something to do, until you get bored and come back to your computer anyway.
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Submitted by: Z
To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.
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Submitted by: thedavid06
If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?
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Submitted by: fevestaber2008
Never do today what you can put off until tommorow, but today is yesterday's tommorow. So what do you do now?
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Submitted by: DrkJstrXxX
How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?
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