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Category: bathroom
Message: I'm using the bathroom...well, actually I fell in, but what can you do about a toliet the size of a bath tub oh never mind it IS a bath tub! BRB
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You know your insane when you can hear mimes talk......
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3.5/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: StEpHsPoNgE
Think about this-
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?
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3.5/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
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3.5/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: i dunno
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call, and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
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3.5/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait...
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3.6/5 (143 votes)

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If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2? It should be #1?
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3.6/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Guesswho89U
There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ones who can count, and ones who cant.
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3.6/5 (169 votes)

Submitted by: thiswebsiteisgay
You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
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3.6/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: joejoeblow18
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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3.6/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: Z
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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3.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?
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3.7/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: alln1dream
Chicken: The only thing you can eat before its born and after...
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3.7/5 (89 votes)

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