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Message: Went in search of food, bbl....
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Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
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Submitted by: Livy
Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
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Submitted by: Bendrix
this world's messed up:Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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Submitted by: skiendog
1 out of 4 people in America have a mental disorder. Just think, if your 3 best friends are normal, then its YOU!!! Ponder that, and Ill be back later...
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Submitted by: SpopJr
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
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Why do croutons come in an air tight package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
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Submitted by: sasquatch08344
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?
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Submitted by: ihaveissues72291
If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
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Submitted by: BIG ol AL12
If Your parents had never had children then it's very unlikely that you will.
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Submitted by: Fussybritches862
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
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Submitted by: SHSrunner09

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