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Message: Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!!
Submitted By: Mollerz

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You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"
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Submitted by: hockey goose 19
If God sneezed, what would you say?
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3.9/5 (289 votes)

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While Im gone, think about these things:
1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Why do they report power outages on TV?
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4.2/5 (822 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out."
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Submitted by: SOARwife
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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3.9/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
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2.9/5 (57 votes)

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While I am away, please answer these questions for me:
 1. How tall is a china man?
 2. How long is a piece of string?
 3. What color am I thinking of between 1 and 43?
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Kiki318
I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
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I can keep an idiot busy. Don't think so? Well, think of it this way,
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Submitted by: Sanitysgstd099
1 out of 4 people in America have a mental disorder. Just think, if your 3 best friends are normal, then its YOU!!! Ponder that, and Ill be back later...
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Submitted by: SpopJr
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
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Submitted by: Zteen3
Ok. Now I'm sure everyone has heard of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword". But I've been thinking. If you get into a sword fight with someone and you use a pen, you're more than likely to get an arm cut off, and if you try to write with a sword, the letters will come out all misformed and the paper will get shredded into teeny little bits...
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: unclekrackerfan4

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