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Category: Romance
Message: A hug is a hug, a date is a date ,but a hug isnt a date until you make some love.
Submitted By: angelgold51

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You wore that same outfit the day after yesterday....do not tell me NO...
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3.1/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Angel
You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
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3.6/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: joejoeblow18
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
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3.9/5 (181 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
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3.2/5 (104 votes)

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If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2? It should be #1?
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3.6/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Guesswho89U
If someone drowns in water, what is it called when a fish dies from bein outta the water? hmmm, get back to me on that
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2.7/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: giggles247
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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2.0/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: yourmama10
It is never tomarrow, it's always today!
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2.5/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: BiteMe
"It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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3.1/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: DemonOfSpeed88
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
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3.7/5 (162 votes)

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If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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2.9/5 (62 votes)

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If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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3.3/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo

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