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Message: I seem to have wandered away from my computer. Maybe if you clap your hands really loudly, I'll hear you and come back! Didn't work? Try calling my cell . . .
Submitted By: Jen

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Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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2.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
Do you like my away message? I mean, that's the only reason why you just instant messaged me right? Because I'm away?
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2.2/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
I have only one question for you... How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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2.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
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3.8/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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3.8/5 (162 votes)

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Have you ever wondered about mimes? like when they sware, do their parents make them wash their hands, or was their mouth out with soap?
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3.1/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: ikeandmike444
Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
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3.7/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Bendrix
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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4.1/5 (190 votes)

Submitted by: Benmanw10
1) If one synchronized swimmer drowns do they all have to drown?
2)Why do they report power outages on tv?
3)If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Alyssa
Why do people point to their wrist when they ask what time it is, but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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3.9/5 (411 votes)

Submitted by: ispilledmyjuice
I once thought that nothing's impossible, until I asked myself to fly around the room, right then I noticed, not everything is possible.
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3.3/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
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3.9/5 (299 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka

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