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Category: Annoying
Message: Hey, I'm away right now. Wanna know what I'm doing? Well okay. Come closer...closer...closer... NO CLOSER!!!okay here goes...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!Ha ha haaa!! You'll never know what I'm doing! Only I do!!!
Submitted By: LunarLady799

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Hey....I am not here because I am there...wait I am here! So....where am I? Well just leave a message I'll figure this out.....hmmmmmmmmmm
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2.1/5 (56 votes)

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If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower?!...
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3.9/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: leeshababe11
Never do today what you can put off until tommorow, but today is yesterday's tommorow. So what do you do now?
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3.5/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: DrkJstrXxX
Whats up? I'm not here right now so leave me a message....never mind don't...ok fine do....no don't....do..don't..do..don't..do..I cant make up my mind..so don't ...or do...
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2.1/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: omar91us
I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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1.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???
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3.9/5 (234 votes)

Submitted by: AussieMalibuRain
You know your insane when you can hear mimes talk......
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3.5/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: StEpHsPoNgE
Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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3.8/5 (161 votes)

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How can you miss you...if I don't go away?
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2.4/5 (59 votes)

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If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?
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3.8/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: JasonPaul
A day without sunshine is like night.
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3.4/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait...
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3.6/5 (143 votes)

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