AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Why are you reading this and not eating Turkey like I am?? Don't you want to be fat and happy???
Submitted By: UberBiz

Search

Ponder Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
I would be here if I could I would but, I can't. By the time you figuire this out I will be back!
  • Currently 2.88/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Why am I so scared to call you.. why can't I pick up the phone and just talk.. its not love because we justmet.. I have the tingley feeling in my tummy and I don't know why
  • Currently 3.11/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: lover_&&_hater69
If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?
  • Currently 3.30/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.3/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Ali
If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?
  • Currently 3.45/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.4/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: fevestaber2008
I once thought that nothing's impossible, until I asked myself to fly around the room, right then I noticed, not everything is possible.
  • Currently 3.31/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.3/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
1) If one synchronized swimmer drowns do they all have to drown?
2)Why do they report power outages on tv?
3)If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
  • Currently 2.55/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Alyssa
Theres no such thing as darkness just absence of light
  • Currently 2.80/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.8/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: 
Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here.
  • Currently 2.66/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: 
Who here is, here, but not here, maybe there, or there in here, where am I? I'm there, no THERE right here. Here is here and there is there. Don't you know anything?
  • Currently 2.66/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
I haven't gone away, but I'll be right back!
  • Currently 2.48/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
  • Currently 3.00/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.0/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: NattyICE
When you look on your buddy list and see that someone has the symbol for an away message why do you always have to check and see what their away message is?
  • Currently 3.35/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: sexybethy

 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2017 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)