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Message: I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you
Submitted By: the guy

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If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
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3.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: BIG ol AL12
Did you know that race car spelled backwards is still racecar?
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2.8/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: trupirateatheart
If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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2.9/5 (62 votes)

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I doubt therefore I might be.
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2.5/5 (63 votes)

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Why do croutons come in an air tight package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
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3.7/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: sasquatch08344
Things for %n to ponder while I am gone:1.Is it really fun to Wang Chung?2.If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?3.Why are you reading an AWAY message?Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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3.0/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: Gabbie1174
It only takes a second to realize sitting at your computer "too" long makes you a loser, so you get up and find something to do, until you get bored and come back to your computer anyway.
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3.4/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Z
"It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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3.1/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: DemonOfSpeed88
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
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3.3/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Zteen3
If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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2.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: dscheercutie23
If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?
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3.8/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: JasonPaul
Whats up? I'm not here right now so leave me a message....never mind don't...ok fine do....no don't....do..don't..do..don't..do..I cant make up my mind..so don't ...or do...
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2.1/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: omar91us

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