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Message: If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka
If God sneezed, what would you say?
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If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer? NONE! Bears dont eat chicken.
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Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
Do fish ever get thirsty? If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick? Why does it say on childrens tylenol not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when they are just kids!?
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Submitted by: ooooook
If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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Submitted by: jayjobo
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???
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3.9/5 (234 votes)

Submitted by: AussieMalibuRain
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?
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Submitted by: CHELS
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Submitted by: Benmanw10
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
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Submitted by: Livy
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
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Submitted by: Z
There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
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3.8/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ones who can count, and ones who cant.
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