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I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefor i am perfect.
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Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless your pissed off because you were pissed on!...get it? got it? good! brb
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Submitted by: cutieecs |
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What's the difference between a duck?
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Submitted by: PWRVLN |
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Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
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Submitted by: Bendrix |
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You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
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Submitted by: joejoeblow18 |
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The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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Submitted by: jo dan72 |
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Think about this-
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?
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Submitted by: CyrusArtimus |
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If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
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Submitted by: i dunno |
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
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Submitted by: Optimize |
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No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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