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Category: Finals
Message: FINALS cant you see I'm busy!
Leave no Messages until I get back...
Submitted By: Angelic48

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Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going fast than you is a maniac?
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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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3.8/5 (161 votes)

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this world's messed up:Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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3.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
If there's a cat in a river, and a monkey on your roof, will the time be 16:73? Or monkey?
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1.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
1 out of 4 people in America have a mental disorder. Just think, if your 3 best friends are normal, then its YOU!!! Ponder that, and Ill be back later...
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Submitted by: SpopJr
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder "What happened?"
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3.8/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: MsDiva4Lyfe42
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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3.6/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: Z
If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower?!...
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3.9/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: leeshababe11
If you're in the car and your computer crashes, how many elephants can you fit in you bed? NONE! Osama Bin Laden doesnt wear a diaper.
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2.0/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait...
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